100 Plus Instagram DM Pick Up Lines

Want to impress someone special on Instagram? Sending a clever DM can break the ice and start a fun conversation! Here are 101 pick-up lines you can use to catch their attention and maybe even make them smile.

    • 1

      Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your photos, everyone else disappears.


    • 2

      Do you believe in love at first scroll?


    • 3

      Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.


    • 4

      Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.


    • 5

      If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!


    • 6

      Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your profile.


    • 7

      Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!


    • 8

      Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!


    • 9

      Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.


    • 10

      If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.


    • 11

      Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?


    • 12

      Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.


    • 13

      Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you.


    • 14

      If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.


    • 15

      Are you an artist? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.


    • 16

      Is it okay if I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.


    • 17

      Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.


    • 18

      Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.


    • 19

      Can I take you out? Because you deserve a real date, not just a DM.


    • 20

      Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to live without you.


    • 21

      Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest.


    • 22

      Can we take a picture together? I want to show my friends that angels are real.


    • 23

      Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!


    • 24

      Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?


    • 25

      Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.


    • 26

      If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.


    • 27

      Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don’t exist, but I see one right here.


    • 28

      Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.


    • 29

      Are you a snowstorm? Because you’ve just made my heart race.


    • 30

      Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!


    • 31

      If you were a star, you’d be the brightest one in the sky.


    • 32

      Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.


    • 33

      If looks could kill, you’d definitely be a weapon of mass destruction.


    • 34

      Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.


    • 35

      Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.


    • 36

      If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?


    • 37

      Are you an elevator? Because you lift me up.


    • 38

      Is your name Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.


    • 39

      Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.


    • 40

      If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.


    • 41

      Can I take you out for dinner? Because I can’t seem to get you out of my mind.


    • 42

      If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.


    • 43

      You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.


    • 44

      Can you take a picture with me? I want to show my friends what a perfect person looks like.


    • 45

      Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection between us.


    • 46

      Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam!


    • 47

      Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?


    • 48

      I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.


    • 49

      Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.


    • 50

      Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.


    • 51

      Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest!


    • 52

      You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.


    • 53

      Are you a time machine? Because you make me feel like I’m living in the future.


    • 54

      Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.


    • 55

      If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.


    • 56

      You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.


    • 57

      Can we take a selfie together? I want to prove to my friends that angels exist.


    • 58

      Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.


    • 59

      Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.


    • 60

      If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.


    • 61

      Are you a candle? Because you light up my world.


    • 62

      Is your name Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.


    • 63

      If you were a library book, I’d check you out.


    • 64

      Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.


    • 65

      If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.


    • 66

      Are you a star? Because your beauty lights up the night.


    • 67

      Is it ok if I walk you home? My app says we’re a 99% match.


    • 68

      Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.


    • 69

      Are you from outer space? Because you’re out of this world.


    • 70

      You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.


    • 71

      Can we take a selfie together? I want to prove to my friends that angels exist.


    • 72

      Are you a dictionary? Because you’re adding meaning to my life.


    • 73

      If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.


    • 74

      Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.


    • 75

      Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?


    • 76

      Are you a fruit? Because I want to pick you!


    • 77

      If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.


    • 78

      Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.


    • 79

      Are you a snowflake? Because I’ve fallen for you.


    • 80

      Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!


    • 81

      Can I take you out for dinner? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.


    • 82

      If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!


    • 83

      Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam!


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