Looking for a fun way to start a conversation on Instagram? Pickup lines can be a great icebreaker! Here are 101 creative and funny Instagram pickup lines that will make someone smile and help you connect.
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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your photos, everyone else disappears!
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Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your profile.
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Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection!
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Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
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If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
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Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
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Do you believe in love at first scroll?
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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
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Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!
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Are you an artist? Because you’re making my heart race!
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Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest!
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Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off!
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Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
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Are you an angel? Because you look heavenly!
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Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
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Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.
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Are you French? Because Eiffel for you!
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Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more!
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Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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Are you a snowstorm? Because you make my heart race!
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Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection!
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Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
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Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
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Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam!
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If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.
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Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
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Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life!
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Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
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Is your name Starbucks? Because I like you a latte!
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Are you a fish? Because you look so fin-tastic!
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Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
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Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
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Are you a time machine? Because you make me feel like I’m living in the future.
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Are you an onion? Because you make me cry, but in a good way!
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Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were meant to meet.
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Can I take you out for dinner? Because I can’t seem to get you out of my mind.
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Is it okay if I follow you home? Because I can’t stop thinking about you!
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Are you a flower? Because you brighten my day!
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Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you all night long.
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Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don’t exist, but here you are!
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Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more!
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If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple!
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Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
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Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart!
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Are you made of bauxite? Because you’re Al-mazing!
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Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to live without you.
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Are you a loan? Because you have my interest!
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Is your name Daisy? Because I have a budding affection for you!
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Are you a scientist? Because you have me feeling all the right chemistry.
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Do you know what would look great on you? Me!
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Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!
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Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam!
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If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!
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Is your name Summer? Because you’re hot and I want to have fun with you!
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Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day!
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Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back!
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Are you from outer space? Because your beauty is out of this world!
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Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
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Are you an elevator? Because you lift me up!
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Are you a pizza? Because you’re hot and I want a slice of you!
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Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
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Are you a snowflake? Because I’ve fallen for you!
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Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!
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Is your name Starbucks? Because I like you a latte!
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Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
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Are you the ocean? Because I’m lost at sea.
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Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die!
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!
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Are you a tower? Because you’re making my heart race!
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Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection!
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Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day!
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Are you the ocean? Because I can’t resist your waves!
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Can I have your picture? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas!
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Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
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Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type!
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Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to live without you!
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Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more!
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Are you a garden? Because I want to grow old with you.
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If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple!
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Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection!
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Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for!
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If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard!
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Are you an angel? Because you’re a gift from heaven!
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Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don’t exist, but here you are!
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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
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Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
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Are you the sun? Because you light up my world!
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Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!
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Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more!
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Are you a snowstorm? Because you make my heart race!
