Looking to impress someone with your knowledge of the law and some fun? These law-themed pick-up lines are perfect for starting a conversation, adding some humor, and maybe even winning a heart! Here are 101 law pick-up lines:
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Are you a verdict? Because you’ve got me sentenced to love.
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Do you believe in due process? Because you’ve got me appealing for your number.
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Are you an affidavit? Because you swore to capture my heart.
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Are you a tort? Because you’ve caused damage to my heart.
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You must be a contract because I’m ready to sign up for forever with you.
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Can I be your lawyer? Because I’m ready to defend our love.
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Is your name Justice? Because you’re what I’ve been searching for.
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Are you a judge? Because you rule my heart.
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Let’s skip the deposition and get straight to the kiss.
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Do you have a gavel? Because you’ve hammered your way into my heart.
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You must be a precedent because I can’t stop following you.
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Do you practice family law? Because I think we could start one together.
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Are you a statute? Because you’ve made a permanent impact on my heart.
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Can I call you a witness? Because you’ve seen me fall for you.
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Are you a legal brief? Because you’re short but captivating.
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You’ve got appeal—just like a case that should be reviewed.
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Are we in court? Because my heart is being tried right now.
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I object to you leaving before we exchange numbers.
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You must be a lawyer because you’ve closed the case on my heart.
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Are you a subpoena? Because I’m summoned to your heart.
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You must be a legal precedent, because I can’t stop citing you.
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Can we draft a love contract? I’ll sign on the dotted line.
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Are you a cross-examination? Because you’ve got me thinking twice.
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Let’s settle this over dinner—before it goes to trial.
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You’re the motion I can’t dismiss.
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Do you practice constitutional law? Because my rights are feeling violated by your absence.
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You’re like an injunction—I can’t go on without you.
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I must be a case brief, because you’ve summarized my heart.
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I hope you’re into pro bono work because I’m free for you anytime.
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Is your heart a jury? Because I’m here to win your verdict.
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Are you a prosecutor? Because you’ve made a strong case for love.
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Can I appeal to your heart?
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You must be an expert witness—because you’re everything I’ve been looking for.
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Is your love admissible in court? Because I’m ready to testify.
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You have the right to remain mine.
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You must be double jeopardy, because I’m falling for you twice.
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Are you the law? Because you’re impossible to break.
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Can I subpoena your heart?
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You’re like a deposition—every word you say is recorded in my heart.
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Are you a lawyer? Because you’ve got me in contempt of love.
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Is your name Miranda? Because you’ve got the right to remain perfect.
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Can we negotiate a date?
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You must be a class action, because everyone’s talking about you.
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Are you a defense attorney? Because you’ve got me feeling guilty of love.
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You’ve closed the case on my heart.
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Is your heart a courtroom? Because I’d like to make my case.
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Are we in mediation? Because I’m ready to settle.
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Can I file a motion for your love?
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You must be a legal precedent because you’re unforgettable.
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Are you a brief? Because you’ve summarized my love in just a few words.
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You must be a contract, because I’m bound to you.
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Can I be your legal counsel in the case of love?
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Are you a law book? Because I’ve been studying you all night.
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Let’s make a legal partnership of love.
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I’m ready to appeal to your heart.
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You must be a Supreme Court decision because you’re final and perfect.
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Are you a tort claim? Because I’m feeling liable for falling for you.
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Can we reach a settlement over coffee?
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You’ve got all the elements of a perfect case.
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Are you a judge? Because you’ve sentenced me to a lifetime of love.
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Can we file a joint love petition?
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Are you an injunction? Because you’ve stopped my heart in its tracks.
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I’m filing a motion to be your one and only.
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Are you a prosecutor? Because you’ve made a strong case for my heart.
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Can I get an affidavit that you feel the same way?
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You must be a paralegal, because I can’t make my case without you.
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Is your love up for negotiation?
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You’re the brief that summarizes my entire world.
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Can we settle out of court—maybe over dinner?
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You must be in civil procedure, because you’re a class act.
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I’m ready to plead guilty to loving you.
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Are you a discovery request? Because you’ve uncovered my true feelings.
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You’re like a motion in limine—you’ve excluded all other options for love.
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Can we draft a love contract together?
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Are you a witness? Because I can’t do this trial without you.
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You must be a jury, because you’ve reached the verdict: love.
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I must be a defense attorney because I can’t stop defending my feelings for you.
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Are you a legal memorandum? Because you’ve outlined my heart.
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You’re like a closing argument—irresistibly persuasive.
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Is this a deposition? Because I’m ready to confess my love.
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Can we negotiate a date night?
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You must be a verdict because you’ve rendered me speechless.
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I must be a legal textbook because I’ve been studying you all night.
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You’re like a brief—you’ve condensed everything I need into a few words.
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Can I file a motion for your heart?
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Are you a judgment? Because you’ve decided my fate: love.
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Can I cross-examine your heart?
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Are you a legal ruling? Because you’ve changed the course of my life.
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You must be a statute because I’m bound by your love.
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You’re the judge, and I’m the defendant in this trial of love.
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You’re like a deposition—I’m ready to spill the truth: I love you.
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Can I enter your heart into evidence?
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You’re the closing statement that wraps up my feelings perfectly.
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Can I serve you with my heart?
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Are you a class action lawsuit? Because I feel like we’re meant to be together.
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You must be an appellate court because you’ve reconsidered my heart.
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Can I file a joint petition with you—for love?
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You’re the verdict I’ve been waiting for.
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Can I object to you walking away before giving me your number?
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You’ve made a compelling case for love.
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You must be a legal expert because you’ve won this argument—my heart!
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