100 Plus Middle School Pick Up Lines

Middle school can be a tricky time for friendships and crushes. A good pick-up line can break the ice and make someone smile. Here are 101 fun and light-hearted pick-up lines that middle schoolers can use to impress their crushes!

    • 1

      Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.


    • 2

      Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.


    • 3

      Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.


    • 4

      Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.


    • 5

      If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!


    • 6

      Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!


    • 7

      Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.


    • 8

      If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple!


    • 9

      Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


    • 10

      Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.


    • 11

      Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!


    • 12

      Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.


    • 13

      If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!


    • 14

      Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection between us.


    • 15

      Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.


    • 16

      Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!


    • 17

      If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.


    • 18

      Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.


    • 19

      Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!


    • 20

      Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest!


    • 21

      Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to be without you.


    • 22

      If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.


    • 23

      Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.


    • 24

      Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.


    • 25

      Are you a snowstorm? Because you’ve just made my heart race.


    • 26

      Is your name Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.


    • 27

      Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?


    • 28

      Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off.


    • 29

      If you were a superhero, you’d be my Wonder Woman!


    • 30

      Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.


    • 31

      Do you have a twin? Because you look just like my next crush!


    • 32

      If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.


    • 33

      Are you made of bologna? Because you’re the best thing since sliced bread!


    • 34

      If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable!


    • 35

      Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you all night.


    • 36

      Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.


    • 37

      If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.


    • 38

      Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day.


    • 39

      Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?


    • 40

      Is it okay if I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.


    • 41

      Are you a time machine? Because you make me feel like I’m living in the future.


    • 42

      If you were a sandwich, you’d be a hot one!


    • 43

      Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don’t exist, but here you are!


    • 44

      Do you like science? Because I’ve got my ion you.


    • 45

      Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam!


    • 46

      If you were a cookie, you’d be a chocolate chip!


    • 47

      Are you my homework? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.


    • 48

      Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?


    • 49

      Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.


    • 50

      Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?


    • 51

      Are you an artist? Because you just painted a smile on my face.


    • 52

      If we were both socks, we’d make a great pair.


    • 53

      Are you a dictionary? Because you just added meaning to my life.


    • 54

      Can I take you out for ice cream? Because I can’t seem to get you out of my head.


    • 55

      Is your dad a thief? Because he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes.


    • 56

      Are you a superhero? Because you just saved my day!


    • 57

      Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were meant to meet.


    • 58

      Are you a flower? Because you’re blooming beautiful!


    • 59

      If you were a song, you’d be my favorite playlist.


    • 60

      Do you have a favorite drink? Because I want to toast to you!


    • 61

      Is your name Dunkin’? Because I donut want to be without you.


    • 62

      Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.


    • 63

      Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!


    • 64

      If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one!


    • 65

      Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.


    • 66

      Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


    • 67

      If you were a dessert, you’d be a cute cake!


    • 68

      Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, I disappear!


    • 69

      Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.


    • 70

      Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day!


    • 71

      If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.


    • 72

      Are you a fruit? Because I find you very appealing!


    • 73

      Can I follow you home? Because I’m lost in your eyes.


    • 74

      Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling!


    • 75

      If you were a pizza, you’d be a hot one!


    • 76

      Are you an angel? Because I think I’ve found heaven.


    • 77

      Is your name homework? Because I can’t stop doing you!


    • 78

      If you were a star, you’d be the brightest one in the sky.


    • 79

      Are you made of copper? Because you’re so Cu-Te!


    • 80

      Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.


    • 81

      If you were a shoe, you’d be a fine sneaker!


    • 82

      Are you a star? Because your beauty lights up my life.


    • 83

      Is it hot in here, or is it just you?


    • 84

      If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.


    • 85

      Are you a library book? Because I can’t stop checking you out!


    • 86

      Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?


    • 87

      Are you an elevator? Because you lift me up!


    • 88

      If you were a candy bar, you’d be a fine one!


    • 89

      Can I take you out for pizza? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.


    • 90

      Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.


    • 91

      Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.


    • 92

      Are you a snowstorm? Because you’ve just made my heart race.


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