In today’s fast-paced world, parcel delivery services have become an integral part of our daily lives. With the rise of online shopping and the need for fast deliveries, couriers are busier than ever. But have you ever thought about adding a little fun to the mix? Using freight pick up lines to deliver packages can put a smile on your courier’s face and make his day a little brighter. Whether you’re waiting for your last online order or just want to spread some cheer, these smart lines can be a great way to connect with the delivery person arriving at your door.
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Are you a package? Because I’ve been tracking you all day.
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You must be my delivery because you’re exactly what I ordered.
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Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your delivery route.
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Is your name Amazon? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
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Are you a fragile package? Because I’d handle you with care.
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If you were a package, you’d be marked urgent because I need you right now.
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Are you a delivery truck? Because my heart races every time I see you.
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Are we at the post office? Because my heart is being stamped for you.
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You must be express shipping because my heart skipped a beat when I saw you.
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Are you my package? Because I’ve been waiting for you all day.
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Is your last name Prime? Because you’re the best delivery ever.
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Can you sign here? Because you just delivered my heart.
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You must be a courier because you’ve got me wrapped up in your delivery.
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Are you a next-day delivery? Because I can’t wait to see you again.
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Is your name FedEx? Because my heart takes off when you’re near.
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You’re like my favorite package – I can’t wait to unwrap you.
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If I were a delivery, you’d be my preferred drop-off location.
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Are you a postal worker? Because you’ve got me sorted out.
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Are you a package? Because I’ve been tracking you all day.
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You must be from UPS because you’ve got me totally delivered.
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Do you work for DHL? Because you’re fast and reliable.
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Are you my package? Because I’ve been expecting you.
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Are you a delivery truck? Because you make my heart race.
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You’re like a special delivery – you make every day better.
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Can I sign for you? Because you just delivered my heart.
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Are you overnight shipping? Because you arrived just in time.
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Are you my package? Because I’ve been tracking you all day.
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Do you work for the post office? Because you’ve got me sorted out.
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You must be from FedEx because you’ve got my heart on express.
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Are you a delivery route? Because I want to follow you everywhere.
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You’re like a package marked ‘urgent’ because I need you now.
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Is your name UPS? Because you’ve got me totally delivered.
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Are you a delivery truck? Because you make my heart race.
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You’re like my favorite package – I can’t wait to unwrap you.
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Can I sign for you? Because you just delivered my heart.
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Are you my next-day delivery? Because I can’t wait to see you.
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Do you work for DHL? Because you’re fast and reliable.
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Are you a package? Because I’ve been tracking you all day.
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You must be from UPS because you’ve got me totally delivered.
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Are you my package? Because I’ve been expecting you.
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Are you a delivery truck? Because you make my heart race.
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You’re like a special delivery – you make every day better.
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Can I sign for you? Because you just delivered my heart.
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Are you overnight shipping? Because you arrived just in time.
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Are you my package? Because I’ve been tracking you all day.
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Do you work for the post office? Because you’ve got me sorted out.
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You must be from FedEx because you’ve got my heart on express.
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Are you a delivery route? Because I want to follow you everywhere.
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You’re like a package marked ‘urgent’ because I need you now.
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Is your name UPS? Because you’ve got me totally delivered.
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Are you a delivery truck? Because you make my heart race.
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You’re like my favorite package – I can’t wait to unwrap you.
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Can I sign for you? Because you just delivered my heart.
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Are you my next-day delivery? Because I can’t wait to see you.
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Do you work for DHL? Because you’re fast and reliable.
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Are you a package? Because I’ve been tracking you all day.
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You must be from UPS because you’ve got me totally delivered.
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Are you my package? Because I’ve been expecting you.
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Are you a delivery truck? Because you make my heart race.
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You’re like a special delivery – you make every day better.
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Can I sign for you? Because you just delivered my heart.
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Are you overnight shipping? Because you arrived just in time.
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Are you my package? Because I’ve been tracking you all day.
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Do you work for the post office? Because you’ve got me sorted out.
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You must be from FedEx because you’ve got my heart on express.
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Are you a delivery route? Because I want to follow you everywhere.
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You’re like a package marked ‘urgent’ because I need you now.
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Is your name UPS? Because you’ve got me totally delivered.
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Are you a delivery truck? Because you make my heart race.
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You’re like my favorite package – I can’t wait to unwrap you.
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Can I sign for you? Because you just delivered my heart.
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Are you my next-day delivery? Because I can’t wait to see you.
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Do you work for DHL? Because you’re fast and reliable.
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Are you a package? Because I’ve been tracking you all day.
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You must be from UPS because you’ve got me totally delivered.
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Are you my package? Because I’ve been expecting you.
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Are you a delivery truck? Because you make my heart race.
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You’re like a special delivery – you make every day better.
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Can I sign for you? Because you just delivered my heart.
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Are you overnight shipping? Because you arrived just in time.
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Are you my package? Because I’ve been tracking you all day.
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Do you work for the post office? Because you’ve got me sorted out.
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You must be from FedEx because you’ve got my heart on express.
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Are you a delivery route? Because I want to follow you everywhere.
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You’re like a package marked ‘urgent’ because I need you now.
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Is your name UPS? Because you’ve got me totally delivered.
Conclusion:
Using package lines into your interactions with couriers can add humor and friendliness to routine package collection. These lines are not only funny, but also a way to show appreciation for the hard work that delivery people do every day. So the next time you’re waiting for a package, try one of these lines and see how it makes the moment more pleasant for you and your courier.
