Ever thought of impressing a male cop with some witty charm? Here are 101 fun and light-hearted pick-up lines that are sure to make him smile. Use them responsibly, and who knows, you might just make his day!
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Are you a cop? Because you just arrested my heart.
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Do you have a badge? Because you’ve got my attention.
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Are you a traffic cop? Because you’ve stopped me in my tracks.
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Can I see your license? Because I’m driving wild thinking about you.
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Are you writing me a ticket? Because you’ve got me speeding towards love.
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Do you have handcuffs? Because you’ve captured my heart.
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Is your uniform made of steel? Because you’re absolutely arresting.
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Can you pull me over? I need to know what it’s like to be caught by you.
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I must be under arrest because I can’t stop staring at you.
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Is it illegal to be this cute? Because you’re breaking the law of my heart.
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Are you patrolling the area? Because you’ve secured my heart.
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I didn’t break the law, but I can’t help falling for you.
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Do you enforce parking? Because I’m stuck on you.
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You must be a detective because you’ve solved the mystery of my heart.
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Is there a fine for being this good-looking? You owe me a ticket.
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You can issue me a citation because I’m guilty of falling for you.
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Do you need backup? Because I’m ready to stand by your side.
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Are you undercover? Because I see you as my hero.
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Can I file a report? Because my heart’s been stolen by you.
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I must be in trouble, because I’m falling fast.
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I didn’t realize I was speeding—towards you!
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Are you patrolling this area? Because I feel safe with you around.
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Can you direct traffic? Because my heart is out of control.
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I’m not resisting arrest if you’re the one making it.
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Is your name “Law”? Because you’ve laid down the law on my heart.
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You must be off-duty, because you’ve captured my thoughts.
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Do you arrest hearts too? Because you just got mine.
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Can you help me with my case? I’m trying to solve the mystery of your charm.
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If you were a crime, I’d confess immediately.
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Are you checking my speed? Because I’m racing to your heart.
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You’re a cop, right? Because you’ve locked me up in love.
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Do you give tickets for being irresistible?
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You’re so handsome, I’d pull myself over just to talk to you.
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Can I ride along? Because I want to be with you all day.
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Is it legal to be this charming?
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Are you on duty? Because you’ve got my heart under surveillance.
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I’m not breaking the law, just breaking hearts for you.
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Do you know CPR? Because you’ve taken my breath away.
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I didn’t think I’d need a cop today, but you just made my heart race.
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Do you have a warrant? Because I’m guilty of falling for you.
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Can you help me solve this case? It’s the mystery of your good looks.
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You’re under arrest for stealing my heart.
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Are you from a crime scene? Because you’re making my heart skip a beat.
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Is it legal to look that good in uniform?
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Can you handle a high-speed chase? Because my heart’s racing.
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Do you write tickets? Because you’ve issued one to my heart.
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Can you read me my rights? Because I’ve got the right to love you.
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You’ve got the right to remain handsome.
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You must be a cop because you’ve got me feeling secure.
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Am I in trouble? Because I think I’m falling for you.
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Is there a curfew on being this good-looking?
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Can you arrest me? I’m guilty of loving a cop.
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You’re so arresting, you should come with a warning.
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Do you have a radio? Because my heart’s sending out signals for you.
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Are you a hero? Because you’ve saved me from a boring life.
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You’ve got me in cuffs—my heart is locked up for you.
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Are you undercover? Because you’ve hidden yourself in my thoughts.
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Can I file a report? I’ve been hit with love by a cop.
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Is it illegal to be this attractive?
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I didn’t know I needed protection until I met you.
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You must be a detective because you’ve solved the mystery of my heart.
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I’d love to serve time with you.
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Can you control traffic? Because my feelings are out of control.
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You’ve got me on lockdown with your good looks.
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Is there a law against being this charming?
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Do you need a partner? Because I’m ready to stand by your side.
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Can you help me? I’m lost in your eyes.
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You’ve got a warrant for being so handsome.
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Are you on a stakeout? Because I’ve been watching you all day.
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Do you carry handcuffs? Because my heart’s been taken.
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Are you on patrol? Because I feel safe with you around.
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Can you give me directions? I’m lost in your charm.
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You must be a hero, because you’ve saved me from boredom.
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Do you carry a badge? Because you’ve got my attention.
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I’m not running away, just falling for you.
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You’re so handsome, I’d break the law just to talk to you.
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Can you arrest me? I’ve been guilty of falling in love.
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Is your uniform made of love? Because I’m wrapped up in you.
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You’ve captured my heart with one look.
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You must be a first responder because you’ve set my heart on fire.
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Do you have a siren? Because my heart’s racing.
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I’ve been caught speeding—straight into your heart.
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Are you off-duty? Because you’ve got me falling for you.
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I’d plead guilty if loving you were a crime.
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You’ve arrested my heart with that smile.
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Can you write me a ticket? Because I’m caught in your charm.
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Is there a law against being this irresistible?
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You’re a cop, right? Because you’ve got me under your spell.
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I’m not resisting—just falling for you.
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Can I ride along in your heart? Because I want to be with you all day.
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You’ve got me in handcuffs—my heart is locked up for you.
