Tax season can be stressful, but a little humor goes a long way! Whether you’re an accountant or just trying to lighten the mood, here are 101 funny, tax-themed pick-up lines to brighten your day.
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Are you a tax form? Because you’ve got all my interest.
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Are you an accountant? Because you’ve been adding up in my heart.
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I don’t need an audit to see you’re flawless.
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You must be a 1099, because I’m totally independent with you.
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I’m like a tax bracket – I’m only going up from here!
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Let’s file our taxes together, because we make a great deduction.
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Are we itemizing deductions? Because you’re one in a million.
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Are you the IRS? Because you’re taking all of my attention.
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You’re as priceless as a tax exemption.
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Can I be your W-2? Because I want to report to you.
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Are you my refund check? Because you just made my day.
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Do you believe in love at first write-off?
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I’m no CPA, but you’re accounting for all of my thoughts.
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Are you my accountant? Because my love for you is tax-free.
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I’m filing a return on all the love you’ve invested in me.
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You must be a tax deduction, because you make everything better.
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I’m like a tax form – I’ve got lots of dependents, but I only need you.
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You’ve stolen my heart like a hidden deduction.
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Can I claim you as a deduction on my taxes?
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You’re the credit I’ve been looking for all tax season.
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I’d pay a penalty to spend more time with you.
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I’m no tax expert, but I know a valuable asset when I see one.
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You’re the only return I need in my life.
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Can I be your audit buddy? We’d be great together.
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Let’s not keep our love in the deduction phase – let’s file it together.
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I must be a tax return, because I’m anxious to be with you.
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Are you a capital gain? Because my interest is growing fast.
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My love for you is like a tax extension – I just can’t wait any longer.
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You’re the reason my heart needs a tax break.
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Are you a CPA? Because you’re making all my dreams come true.
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I’m putting all my deductions on you because you’re worth it.
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With you, life is better than a tax refund.
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Is it tax season or love season? Because my heart’s been filing for you.
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You’re more valuable than a tax credit.
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If you were a deduction, I’d be saving you for the perfect moment.
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You must be a tax return, because I can’t wait to get you back.
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Are you my W-4? Because I can’t figure out how many times I’m going to fall for you.
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I’d claim you as a dependent, but I’m way too dependent on you!
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You’re the only deduction I want in my life.
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Are you my audit? Because you’ve got me nervous, but in a good way.
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If you were a refund, I’d cash you in right away.
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You make me feel like I’m getting a huge refund – all excitement!
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Let’s itemize our love together.
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My heart is tax-free, and it’s all for you.
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You must be a tax refund, because I feel like I’ve won the lottery.
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If loving you was taxable, I’d be broke by now.
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Can we split the tax bill? Because you’ve got me divided.
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Let’s combine our exemptions and file jointly.
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You and I are like tax brackets – we belong together.
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I’d overpay in taxes just to spend a little more time with you.
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Are you a CPA? Because you’ve added up to something special.
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You’re more exciting than an unexpected refund.
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If I were an audit, I’d focus all my attention on you.
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Let’s calculate our deductions – starting with a date.
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You’re the perfect deduction for my heart.
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You’re more valuable than any tax refund.
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Are you my tax accountant? Because I need you all year round.
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I’d give up my refund just to spend more time with you.
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If you were a tax, I’d gladly pay for you.
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I’m no expert, but I think we’re a perfect match on paper.
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You must be a refund because I’ve been waiting for you all year.
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With you, I don’t need any tax loopholes – my love is straightforward.
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I think I’ve found the most valuable deduction of all – you.
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I’d claim you as a dependent if it meant having you around more.
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Are we filing jointly? Because I think we’re better together.
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You’re like a surprise refund – I never expected something so great!
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You’ve increased my interest rate – in love!
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Are you a tax deduction? Because you’ve just saved my heart.
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I’d file an extension just to spend more time with you.
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If love were taxable, I’d need a CPA to keep track of my feelings for you.
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You’re the only deduction I’d never let go of.
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Filing taxes is tough, but falling for you was easy.
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You must be a tax form because you’ve captured all my attention.
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I don’t need a tax refund as long as I have you.
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Are you a 1040? Because you’ve simplified my life.
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If you were an audit, I’d welcome you anytime.
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You’re the refund I’ve been waiting for all season.
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I’d love to do some calculations on us.
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You’re the deduction that’s worth everything.
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Tax day just got a whole lot brighter with you around.
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You’ve got me deducting all my worries.
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I’d trade my refund for a chance with you.
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Are we itemizing? Because I’m counting on you.
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You must be a deduction, because you’re always on my mind.
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If you were a tax, I’d happily pay every penny.
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Let’s merge our deductions and increase our love.
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You’re the exemption I’ve been searching for.
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Are you an accountant? Because you’ve balanced out my life.
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You’re my refund – and I never want to lose you.
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My love for you is like a tax return – it’s always growing.
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If you were a tax credit, I’d claim you every year.
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You’ve adjusted my heart, and I’m all in.
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I don’t need a refund – I just need you.
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Are you my tax form? Because everything adds up when you’re around.
