Looking for some fun this Thanksgiving? These 60 turkey jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face and laughter to your dinner table. Perfect for all ages, these jokes are a great way to spice up your celebration.
1Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
2What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself!
3Why don’t turkeys ever play basketball?
They’re afraid of getting dunked!
4What do turkeys use to keep their feathers in place?
Hairspray!
5Why did the turkey sit on the drumstick?
He wanted to be a chicken drummer!
6Why did the turkey go to the party?
Because he was stuffed!
7How do turkeys keep in touch?
With their “social feathers”!
8What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler!
9Why did the turkey start a band?
Because he had drumsticks!
10What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, google, gobble, gobble!”
11Why did the turkey bring a suitcase to Thanksgiving dinner?
He was ready for a “feathered” vacation!
12What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
13Why do turkeys always gobble on Thanksgiving?
Because they don’t have to eat their veggies!
14What do you call a turkey with a bad attitude?
A turkey who’s got a “stuffed” ego!
15How do you make a turkey float?
Add two scoops of ice cream, some soda, and a turkey!
16What do you call a turkey that likes to play poker?
A wild card!
17Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he was great with the drumsticks!
18What do you call a turkey that can’t fly?
A chicken!
19Why did the turkey get a promotion?
Because he was always on the “up-and-coming” list!
20What do you call a turkey who works on a farm?
A farm-hand!
21How do you cheer up a sad turkey?
Tell him to keep his head up and look for a “feathered” friend!
22Why don’t turkeys ever get good grades?
Because they always “wing it”!
23Why did the turkey hate being stuffed?
Because it was just too much to digest!
24What do turkeys eat on Thanksgiving?
Everything—except the turkey!
25Why did the turkey look so smug?
Because he was already “stuffed” with pride!
26What’s a turkey’s favorite exercise?
The gobble squat!
27What do you call a turkey on a treadmill?
A gobbler in training!
28What’s a turkey’s favorite movie?
The Gobblerfather!
29Why did the turkey go to therapy?
Because he was feeling roasted!
30What do you call a turkey that writes?
A “gobble”-r writer!
31What’s a turkey’s favorite sport?
Hockey—because of the “feathering” checks!
32What’s the turkey’s favorite kind of music?
Jazz—because it’s always a little “gobble” and groove!
33Why did the turkey get an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
34Why don’t turkeys like to share?
Because they’re a little too “stuffed” to give!
35What did the turkey say to the chef?
“Don’t roast me, I’m just a bird trying to live my life!”
36Why do turkeys make terrible comedians?
Because their jokes are always too “gobble” for the crowd!
37How do turkeys like their Thanksgiving meal?
With a side of “feathered” fun!
38What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
“Let’s get this party started, I’m ‘gobble’-ing for joy!”
39What do turkeys dream about?
Running free in a field full of stuffing!
40Why did the turkey get invited to so many parties?
Because he was a “feathered” socialite!
41What do you call a sarcastic turkey?
A “gobble-gabber”!
42What do turkeys do at their Thanksgiving dinners?
They give “thanks” for the stuffing and the gravy!
43Why was the turkey always late for dinner?
Because he had a “gobble-gobble” speech to give!
44What’s the turkey’s secret to success?
Feathering his nest with hard work!
45Why do turkeys make terrible pets?
Because they’re “gobble-gobble” all the time!
46What’s a turkey’s favorite place to visit?
The “cornfield”!
47Why was the turkey a great comedian?
Because he always “had the crowd gobbling”!
48What did the turkey say to the mashed potatoes?
“You’re my favorite side dish!”
49Why are turkeys such bad secret agents?
Because they always “gobble” when they shouldn’t!
50Why don’t turkeys ever feel lonely?
Because they’ve always got “feathered” friends!
51Why did the turkey think it was a celebrity?
Because it was always in the “spotlight” at Thanksgiving!
52What did the turkey say to the stuffing?
“You really know how to fill me up!”
53Why did the turkey win an award?
Because he was “outstanding in his field!”
54What’s a turkey’s favorite board game?
Clue—because they’re always in the “kitchen”!
55Why did the turkey refuse to go to the circus?
Because it didn’t want to be “stuffed” into a small cage!
56What did the turkey say to the mashed potatoes?
“Let’s stick together, we’re ‘stuffed’ for life!”
57What do you get when you cross a turkey with a computer?
A “turkey” that’s always online!
58Why did the turkey go to the gym?
To “pump” up the stuffing!
59What’s a turkey’s favorite joke?
Anything that makes them “gobble” with laughter!
60Why do turkeys love Thanksgiving?
Because it’s the only time they get to be the “center of attention”!
Conclusion: Whether you’re sharing them with family or telling them to friends, these turkey jokes will definitely make your Thanksgiving even more memorable. Get ready for plenty of giggles and groans. Happy Thanksgiving!