100 Plus Office Pick Up Lines

Looking to break the ice at work? Workplace pick-up lines can add a fun twist to your day. They help lighten the mood and spark conversations with coworkers. Here are 101 creative pick-up lines for the office!

    • 1

      Are you a spreadsheet? Because you’ve got my interest calculated!


    • 2

      Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.


    • 3

      Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.


    • 4

      Are you an elevator? Because you’ve got me moving up!


    • 5

      Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.


    • 6

      Do you believe in love at first meeting?


    • 7

      Are you a calendar? Because every day with you is a special date.


    • 8

      If you were a task, you’d be top priority!


    • 9

      Is it hot in here, or is it just our workplace chemistry?


    • 10

      Are we at a meeting? Because you’ve got my attention!


    • 11

      Do you work for Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.


    • 12

      Are you a business plan? Because you’re making my heart race!


    • 13

      Is your name Adobe? Because you’re making my heart color.


    • 14

      Can you help me with a project? Because I need you in my life.


    • 15

      Are you my office chair? Because I can’t help but support you!


    • 16

      If I were a customer, I’d choose you every time.


    • 17

      Are you a coffee? Because you’re brewing up some strong feelings!


    • 18

      You must be a loan from a bank because you have my interest.


    • 19

      Can I follow you home? Because my boss said to follow my dreams!


    • 20

      Are you a team player? Because I’d love to work together.


    • 21

      Is your name Doc? Because you’ve got my heart racing!


    • 22

      Are you an investment? Because I want to put my time into you.


    • 23

      Do you have a business card? Because you’re my type.


    • 24

      You must be a project deadline because you’ve got my heart racing!


    • 25

      Are you a report? Because I can’t stop reviewing you.


    • 26

      Can you help me with my workload? I’m falling for you!


    • 27

      Is your office this way? Because I think I’m lost in your eyes.


    • 28

      Are you an employee of the month? Because you’re looking exceptional!


    • 29

      Can I take you out for lunch? I promise it’ll be a great time.


    • 30

      Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.


    • 31

      Are you a meeting agenda? Because you’re what I want to focus on!


    • 32

      Is your name Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.


    • 33

      Can I be the pen to your paper? We’d write a great story!


    • 34

      Are you a printer? Because I want to press you to my heart.


    • 35

      Are you the CEO? Because you’re running my mind!


    • 36

      If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?


    • 37

      Are you a skill set? Because you’re making me feel more competent.


    • 38

      You must be a software update because you’re improving my day.


    • 39

      Are you an email? Because I can’t wait to open you!


    • 40

      Are you my schedule? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.


    • 41

      Can I take you out for a coffee? You’d be my favorite brew!


    • 42

      Are you the key to my office? Because you unlock my heart.


    • 43

      Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.


    • 44

      Is your name Excel? Because you’re making my heart grow!


    • 45

      Can we pencil in some time together?


    • 46

      Are you the conference room? Because I want to book some time with you.


    • 47

      Are we in a brainstorming session? Because I can’t stop thinking about you!


    • 48

      Is it just me, or do we have great synergy?


    • 49

      Are you a meeting room? Because I want to reserve you!


    • 50

      You must be a deadline because you’ve got me racing to impress you.


    • 51

      Are you a job posting? Because I’d love to apply for your heart.


    • 52

      Do you have a minute? Because I’d like to schedule some time with you.


    • 53

      Are you my favorite project? Because I can’t stop thinking about you!


    • 54

      Is your name LinkedIn? Because I’d love to connect.


    • 55

      Can you help me with my workload? I’m feeling overwhelmed by you!


    • 56

      Are you a profit margin? Because I can see a future with you!


    • 57

      If you were a project, I’d always put you first.


    • 58

      Do you have a light? Because you brighten my day!


    • 59

      Is your name Adobe? Because you’ve got me feeling creative!


    • 60

      Are you a business meeting? Because I want to be there!


    • 61

      You must be a training seminar because you’re making me a better person.


    • 62

      Can we collaborate? Because I see great things ahead!


    • 63

      Are you a client? Because I’d love to serve you!


    • 64

      Are you an opportunity? Because I don’t want to miss you!


    • 65

      Do you have a spare pen? Because I want to write our story.


    • 66

      Is your name Dropbox? Because I’d like to share my life with you.


    • 67

      Are you my boss? Because you’ve got me working overtime for your attention!


    • 68

      Can you help me with a presentation? Because I need you to shine!


    • 69

      Do you have a project timeline? Because I want to plan our future.


    • 70

      Are you an HR representative? Because you’re perfect for my team!


    • 71

      Is your name Microsoft? Because you make my heart function!


    • 72

      Are you a mentor? Because you’re guiding me to happiness.


    • 73

      You must be a business plan because I see a future with you.


    • 74

      Are you a networking event? Because I want to connect!


    • 75

      Can I schedule a meeting to discuss our future?


    • 76

      Is your name SEO? Because you’re making my heart rise to the top!


    • 77

      Are you a market analysis? Because I want to invest in you.


    • 78

      Do you have a project charter? Because I want to define our goals!


    • 79

      Are you a startup? Because you’re full of potential!


    • 80

      Can I take you to lunch? Because you’re my favorite item on the menu!


    • 81

      Are you a company policy? Because I want to follow you!


    • 82

      If you were a business strategy, you’d be my best bet!


    • 83

      Are you a performance review? Because you’re the highlight of my day!


    • 84

      Do you have an agenda? Because I want to plan our next date.


    • 85

      Is your name Google Docs? Because I can’t stop sharing my thoughts with you!


    • 86

      Are you a feedback session? Because I want to hear everything about you!


    • 87

      Can I interest you in a coffee break? I promise it’ll be worth it!


    • 88

      Are you a training session? Because you’re teaching me about love!


    • 89

      If you were an app, you’d be my favorite one!


    • 90

      Do you have a workspace? Because I want to set up our love.


    • 91

      Are you a profit report? Because you’re making my heart grow!


    • 92

      Is your name PowerPoint? Because you’re making my heart soar!


    • 93

      Can we sync our calendars? I want to make time for you!


    • 94

      Are you an action item? Because I want to complete you!


    • 95

      Do you have a template? Because I want to follow your lead!


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